20 Day Challenge – Day 5

16 Things I Do When I’m Alone

(TMI Alert)

1. Write posts
2. Write in my journal
3. Watch Netflix
4. Play Bejeweled Blitz
5. Draw
6. Doodle
7. Masturbate.  Yes, if I haven’t been there in awhile.  Doesn’t everyone?
8. Read articles
9. Re-read awesome books I read a long time ago.
10. Memorize dialogue to my favorite television shows.
11. Watch Fios On Demand and indulge in bad teen shows.
12. Write articles
13. Ponder the nature of…
14. Go all out and pamper myself
15. Sleep.  I’m never alone, so it’s time to catch up.
16. Take a dump in peace.  For those of you that don’t have kids yet, you’ll get it later.