16 Things I Do When I’m Alone
- Write posts
- Write in my journal
- Watch Netflix
- Play Bejeweled Blitz
- Masturbate. Yes, if I haven’t been there in awhile. Doesn’t everyone?
- Read articles
- Re-read awesome books I read a long time ago.
- Memorize dialogue to my favorite television shows.
- Watch Fios On Demand and indulge in bad teen shows.
- Write articles
- Ponder the nature of…
- Go all out and pamper myself
- Sleep. I’m never alone, so it’s time to catch up.
- Take a dump in peace. For those of you that don’t have kids yet, you’ll get it later.